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Have a burning question you just can’t keep inside of you any longer? Wait no more, the prophets have answered any possible question you could have down below.
Ha! We’re not telling it to you that easily!! Nice try.
No, I mean... like... WHAT THE HELL is The Geek Prophecy?
If you scream like that, we definitely won’t tell you.
I'm not asking what the prophecy is. I'm asking who or what is The Geek Prophecy?
Would you make up your mind? Do you or don’t you want to know?
You people??? Dude. It’s 2021. Do better.
No, I didn't mean it like that. I just want to get to know you.
Uh huh. We’ve heard that before. You’re just trying to butter us up so we will tell you. Well, it’s not going to work. The last time we fell for that we ended up handcuffed to a bedpost while covered in marmalade jelly. We’re not going to go through that again.
So... Why won't you tell us what the prophecy is?
Ah! So you do want to know!
A fool never asks enough questions.
That's it?
Well, like dude… what are you expecting?
What more could you possibly want? Lottery numbers? Fine. 03-12-24-28-37. Good luck finding out what drawing they are for.
That's not really a prophecy. That's more like a fortune cookie.
Yeah, well, that’s not a question. If you can’t read, this is the Frequently Asked QUESTIONS section and you’re wasting my time battling it out like zealots in the forum. So do you have any actual questions?
After relentlessly winning debates all over the internet, the only way anyone could shut down my arguments was by having all of my accounts blocked. So I decided to create my own, with hookers and blow.
Does that mean that the forum is a troll haven?
Not unless you’re referring to Pope Francis’ alt account. We encourage a discussion from all background and ideologies. We don’t care how provocative your view is, just how respectful you present it. The purpose of our forum is to provide a platform to discuss religion in a meaningful and inclusive way.